I stayed home alone that night. I had already seen the show the rest of my family was attending, and I needed to make a big pot of soup and two cakes for the next day, since my daughter Hannah was speaking in church the next day before leaving for her mission, and we had invited family and friends to join us for lunch after the meeting.
I decided to check my e-mail, and found some things I needed to answer, so I lost a little time, but still, I figured I would have plenty of time to make the soup.
But things didn't seem to be in my favor.
My first task was to make a big pot of minestrone. Simple enough, I thought. It was mostly chopping some vegetables and opening cans. And I had gadgets to help me with that.
Unfortunately, the electric can opener stopped working at about can number two. A little discouraging, but I could use the hand crank opener, right?
Wrong. The old-fashioned way didn't work well. I was getting behind schedule, and I started doing some things that were perhaps, well, foolish. (Note: hammers and screwdrivers are good tools for some jobs, but don't really have a place in the making of soups.)
At last, I managed to get all the cans open. Thirteen of them.
Time to chop the vegetables and add the seasonings. Let's see, where is that recipe I printed out? And what's that smell? Oh!
After I put out the fire, I stood, holding the wet, charred remains, and began to wonder if I should just quit. The universe seemed to be working against me. What would be the next bad thing?
At that moment, when I was questioning everything I had ever known: guess what happened?
Really, guess. Go ahead.
No, worse than that:
The song Feliz Navidad began to play on the radio.
At this point, I clearly had two choices: laugh or cry. I weighed my options and scientifically calculated that crying would take longer. So I laughed.
The wisdom of my decision to see the situation with humor was confirmed when I reached into the produce bag and pulled out a carrot.
While the carrot stared at me with his beady little eyes, I summoned my courage and went back for a potato. And this is what got:
(I named them Bubba and Beau.) |
Things went smoothly from then on. The soup was good, the cakes were yummy, the meeting was wonderful, and everyone enjoyed the lunch.
Well, almost everyone. Beau seemed to be a little tichy. But really, can you blame him?
Update: Bubba and Beau lived side by side in my kitchen for several weeks, but the adventure took its toll on Beau. I'm sorry to report that he returned to the earth from whence he came. (Dust to dust . . .)
But good news, friends: just today, while I was making another pot of soup, I found Beau's older and wiser cousin, Cedric.
As fot Bubba, he's still with us, and is holding up well. Perhaps his new-found freedom has one to his head, though: he's growing a goatee.
Maybe life can get a little weirder. Maybe.
I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
That's a great story. Thanks for the laugh. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has these strange little kitchen disasters. And I'm with you 100% on the "worst Christmas songs ever" list. :)
ReplyDeleteHee hee! How do you make me laugh at the simplest of things? Maybe that's your real secret to the good life; that ability to choose laughter, even if tears are completely appropriate. Say hi to Cedric for me.
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